He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.

What the actress's Halston appointment could mean for fashion.

Don't worry, on reality TV, there's enough undeserved attention to go around. And more celebrity grievances, in our daily gossip roundup.

The heiress pair sneaked the animals away from an irate Tila Tequila.

Also, Giorgio Armani was aghast at the long line outside the Abercrombie flagship.

Also, the headless model in the Prada ad has been identified.

And more celebrity tidbits, in today's gossip roundup.

All of our beautiful crazies are dying.

Or so he says.

Bustiers, vests, and short, tight dresses all paired with her leggings. Sounds about right.

The sometimes-actress tweeted that clothes were in her near future. And not the kind she borrows.

And Kohl's reportedly scrapped plans to move into 1775 Broadway.

That's what we do when we're angry with Brad Pitt, too!

Two stoners (okay, cokeheads) go in search of nightlife's Holy Grail.

He's, you know, just not part of the business strategy anymore.

We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.

Do you think her runned-up tights were on purpose?

Justin Timberlake had a date at the Counter and a Wu Tang rapper loves Penguin in Mid-City.

Lohan still not listening.