Rush Limbaugh is catching flak for using the phrase "anal poisoning" in conjunction with John McCain and his potential running mate, Senator Lindsey Graham. Heather Mills will represent herself in divorce court next week. Nicky Hilton couldn't get into a Fashion Week party at the Gramercy Park Hotel's Rose Bar, perhaps because owner Ian Schrager doesn't like her or her sister. Woody Allen wants Scarlett Johansson to be like Meryl Streep and not go the "'Page Six'–party route." Also, he calls her "sexy," which is gross. Former Seventeen editor Atoosa Rubenstein is expecting a baby in July.
Today, Iowa is all about the last word. Encouraged by a recent favorable opinion poll in the state, McCain returned for a brief trip, along with Senators Lindsey Graham of South Carolina and Sam Brownback of Kansas. All three were harping on McCain's foreign-policy experience. “Call me old-fashioned, but I think foreign-policy experience matters,” Graham said. “And if it does matter, then the choice is easy.” “I know Pakistan, I know Israel," explained McCain at a different event. "I know these countries, I know their leaders." [NYO]
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton sent out talking points to surrogate speakers drumming up support across the state. They include bullet items like "Change isn’t something you just demand, or hope for, it is something you work for, and [Hillary] has been working for it all her life," and "Hillary has stood up to the Republicans and beat them twice in landslides." [Time]