Goldman Sachs Will Pay For Ruining Ice Skating, Hot Chocolate, Christmas
Haven't we had to put up with enough from this organization?
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"See, we got to $70 million because xy2 + yx + x = 0."
Finally, the bank gets advice from someone people actually listen to.
Wall Street's top guys are basically a bunch of mean girls.
He is just TOO successful, and it's embarrassing.
Well, of course the Goldman Sachs CEO thinks that NOW.
A financial-crisis comedy of errors.
"I never expected it," the Goldman Sachs CEO recalls. Hmmm.
"Mack wasn't the best CEO and he wasn't the worst."
Because he's in "Page Six" today for his "wild parties."
The Goldman Sachs CEO can't sleep at night because he needs to find a way to hugely reward his executives without the public knowing.
(Other than colluding to save Goldman Sachs.)
Goldman Sachs directs employees not to make any big purchases.
"A lot of these image campaigns don't do anything to convince the public that company is a cuddly koala bear," one public-relations experts laments. But we have one that does!
Despite government assistance and a healthy amount of public shaming, banks still aren't lending.
They're looking for e-mail records about mortgage-backed securities.
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