So much red velvet.
Thankfully, she was not on Kim Kardashian's level.
All dressed up in an ultra-sheer black top.
Like a bathing suit with a see-through skirt attached.
Bringing forth the next generation of "cleavage cutouts."
She out-glitzed "The Girl on Fire."
Or the world's most massive fringed necklace.
Studs meet polka dots meet bubble-gum pink.