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Happy House of Cards premiere day!
A paper-bag prince.
And feathery shoulder pads.
To complement her white linen drop-crotch pants.
She can still surfbort in Louboutins.
Like a true nineties teen.
Is this a trend?
In a floral dress and cape.
A leg slit to end all leg slits.
Shine bright like a picnic blanket.
In silver-speckled Michael Kors.
She showed up at haute couture in a slinky silver jumpsuit.
Stars, fringe, and textured tights.
In a hooded gown with shoulder pads.
All at once.
And still looked entirely prim and proper.
Small, blond, adorable.
Despite the print, she will never blend in.
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