In a kind, motherly kind of way.
Also, she had hairy armpits in high school.
Also, Kim Kardashian is releasing a perfume because she is getting married, and more absurd items in today's Beauty Marks.
Note to young reporters: Do not ask Madonna about Demi Moore's marital problems. Uh-uh.
They're the same people.
Our girl is blogging again!
"Helluuur thurrrr, I’m Lola and this is my first blog entry so it’s kind of like ummmm "
Perhaps she was too busy designing Madonna's juniors line?
One rips hers, the other doesn't.
"I see her more as a creative person, as an artist and less as my daughter."
Lourdes goes to business meetings.
And more tales of shocking and not-so-shocking celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
Also, the editor of 'Teen Vogue' shot a cameo for 'Gossip Girl.'
Also, America's Most Stylish Blogger has been named.
She makes a cameo in Madonna's newest video!
What you missed because you don't have a share house.
Mere mortals were forced to cover their eyes as the golden couple "sucked face" at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel. And more, in our gossip roundup.
Also, see the khaki jacket Alexander Wang designed for the Gap.