She wasn't just pouting.
He ostensibly has private access.
Regarding a little-known writer no one reads anymore because of her clear lack of contemporary relevance.
Our attention span does not continue with them.
Will a fawning Vogue profile follow?
It's Paris Hilton's new music video, featuring Lil Wayne and hefty glow sticks.
A gossip website has figured out her grand career plan to earn money from weight-loss endorsements.
Or as we will now call it, "the Government Smutdown."
The Miley does not fall far from the tree.
He signs off by writing “In luring rapebait.”
After acquiring a pet bunny and having a dry spell, a writer invents pet-related sexism.
You have Ruth Benerito to thank for all the ironing you don’t do.
Cementing her status as the world’s wise older sister.
Boyfriends who insta-like other girls and professional punctuation.
And domestic violence got pink-washed away.