"Sneaky girl. You're pretty."
Miley did it first, and she did it her way.
If only she would return our calls.
Columbia lit professors weigh in on his "love letters."
... who lives in New York's best rent-controlled apartment.
"If school days are the happiest of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight."
I just feel really close to you right now, you know?