Well, in context, at least.
She filmed a sex scene with Jason Behr for her upcoming film 'The Last International Playboy.'
The starlet went backstage at 'Shrek: The Musical' to befriend its big green star. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
Also, Justin Timberlake reportedly spent $60,000 on jewels for Jessica Biel's Met-gala outfit.
Our thoughts on Beyoncé's Balmain train, Tinsley Mortimer's handbag, and Christian Siriano's pants.
We stand by naming Lydia January's least-versatile model.
A first taste of the spring 2009 collections, Penn Badgley shot by Terry Richardson, eye patches, and more.
Her tasks today consisted of mailing stuff, just like non-famous interns have to do!
See the costumes of Michael Kors, Heidi Klum, Lydia Hearst, and more.
She doesn't write her own columns, she DID say mean things about Hearst Corp., and that's not even her real last name!
"People at the 'Post' have recently been posing a lot a questions about the Hearst Corporation and the recent market crash," she tells us after she quit "Page Six Magazine," alleging that her editors inserted anti-Hearst propaganda into her column.
Isn't that weird but kind of fun? They're dedicating a city garden together! Also, Keira Knightley's cowering in the DKNY store. In the Friday gossip roundup.
Read about the inner strength the socialite summoned to go on in the face of abdominal adversity. Plus, humiliating moments for Damon Dash and Mario Lopez, in this morning's gossip roundup.
WILL SHE BE OKAY??!?!?!?
In her new ad campaign, the model/heiress is the face of New Journalism.
She stars alongside Lydia Hearst in the raunchy circus-themed ads.
Just in case there's anyone left on earth who is not clear on the fact that Brody Jenner gets, like, MAD ASS, someone has planted a "Page Six" item that drives the point home. Also, Lydia Hearst is a supermodel, dammit, Dennis Hopper thinks his new movie is wack, and someone has a titanium AmEx they want you to know about, in today's gossip roundup.