And it would be heavily improvised.
We're having separation anxiety — here's one last season five wrap-up.
Pete looks punchable, Joan looks pissed, and Peggy can't stop wincing.
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"Yeah, I shaved my hairline back this season." (We knew it!)
Decoding Megan's bell-bottoms, Joan's floral prints, and Don's plaid sports coat.
They have everything in common. So why is Pete the bad guy?
Plus: Roger's bare butt, Megan's pajamas, and more from last night's finale.
"Who wants to be naked in front of a camera?"
Cool thrones, too.
Season five's nonstop intimations of death, separation, violence, and dread finally pay off.
What happened last week (or last season), what's happened since, and what to look for tonight.
"I'm sorry if people were disappointed," says Matt Weiner.
And the likelihood that we'll actually get any kind of resolution.
Commenters got pretty angry when we said the number of divorces weren't era-accurate, but allow us to submit some more stats just for fun.