"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!"

"Underachieving and desperate. It's a dainty beard ... And he dyes it!"

Eat your heart out, Weiner!

'The Hurt Locker' director's win was nearly eclipsed by the apparent refutation of all those break-up rumors

"Jon Hamm probably grew that beard in the time it took to drive to the SAG Awards."

"[December 31] was when my contract was up. And I haven't been told of anything since then, so right now I'm a free agent."

"Anachronism shanachronism; bring Salvatore Romano back to Mad Men!!"

"I was supposed to be notified by December 31 ... and nothing."

"Leno has had 45 million chances to not be a jerk about this."

What does this unruly facial hair mean for the future of 'Mad Men'?

Also, Anja Rubik co-edited a magazine with her boyfriend.

It gets the smell out.

We have not seen the last of Elizabeth Hofstadt Draper Francis.

And Target sells footie pajamas, for adults.

Ad agencies find holiday inspiration in Mad Men's promo materials.

"We should be concentrating on Firth's powerful reaction, but instead we are distracted because it is DON DRAPER ON THE PHONE."

Check out how they convinced RJD2 to give up his rights to their theme song.

It doesn't really look like Jon Hamm, but we give it an A for effort.

Plus: Bob Saget! Abigail Spencer! And more Anna Faris!