But he's still sorry.
Even (especially?) when you're willing to pay $20,000 a month.
The judge is a Yankees fan.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. (Hands stretched wide.)
But definitely not $20 million worth of fun.
Doing the drop-it-like-it's-hot move with daughter-in-law Stephanie.
She gives a lengthy interview to the 'Times'.
"It's just not the way I am."
But they didn't try super-hard.
It might be a while.
Sort of good news for Wilpon and Katz.
Just like Eliot Spitzer.
There's an unsatisfying symmetry here.
"I’m surprised [Judge Chin] didn’t suggest stoning."
The invisible hand of the market likes to pickpocket some people twice.
The bank will pony up cash to Madoff's victims but won't admit that it knew what it probably should have known.