Madge addresses the middle-finger incident.
She and Scarlett Johansson hosted a party last night for Runway to Win.
Plus: Conan spoofed Madonna's slackline walker at the Super Bowl, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Did we not tell you it would be good?
We lay down the odds for all of the many possible controversial offenses. Lay your money down, PTC!
As if you needed them, but in any case! It's a good excuse to run a lot of photos of her from the eighties.
Madonna gets a SAD! 50 Cent gets a RASH! Blue Ivy gets a BMW!
"You learn after a while, it's like doctors and patients."
Plus: Maya Rudolph knows the dog that found the severed head and limbs by the Hollywood sign, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Madonna loves football, but only the kind that is actually soccer!
Music makes the people come together, also keeps Madonna looking young.
Wait, why is M.I.A. hanging out with Annette Bening?
Blame his artistic passion.
If you can figure out what Penny Marshall is saying, you might think back warmly to A League of Their Own, too.