Madonna's French accent is back.
" ... how much she weighs has nothing to do with it."
Madonna goes wholesale.
Plus, a model sues her agency for breach of contract.
You’ll have 60 styles to choose from.
Prepare to watch it on repeat.
Also, she plans to sing — yes, sing — her SNL monologue.
Plus: Megan Fox can't stand the creepy, old rich guys at awards shows, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
A roundup of fascinating and totally unnecessary information about last night.
Plus, a picture of Victoria Beckham holding David by the balls.
She wears her "Madge" of honor with pride!
She and Scarlett Johansson hosted a party last night for Runway to Win.
Plus: Conan spoofed Madonna's slackline walker at the Super Bowl, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Did we not tell you it would be good?
We lay down the odds for all of the many possible controversial offenses. Lay your money down, PTC!