As if you needed them, but in any case! It's a good excuse to run a lot of photos of her from the eighties.
Madonna gets a SAD! 50 Cent gets a RASH! Blue Ivy gets a BMW!
"You learn after a while, it's like doctors and patients."
Plus: Maya Rudolph knows the dog that found the severed head and limbs by the Hollywood sign, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Madonna loves football, but only the kind that is actually soccer!
Music makes the people come together, also keeps Madonna looking young.
Wait, why is M.I.A. hanging out with Annette Bening?
Blame his artistic passion.
If you can figure out what Penny Marshall is saying, you might think back warmly to A League of Their Own, too.
"[It] truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit."
Madonna does Nightline, talks Gaga, boy toys, and getting her feet rubbed.
"I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song."
For Australians and gay dudes, Christmas has come a little late this year.
See Candice Swanepoel go polar bear, Jared Leto go shirtless in a kilt, and many more standout images from this month's issues.
It's the campaign for her debut scent, Truth or Dare.