And it won't be a straight memoir.
Play a few choice chords for us, rock legend.
We miss the fast-talking, wide-eyed eighties heartthrob.
It will pair well with his argyle prints and popped collars.
Our favorite MTV News correspondent is baaaaack.
He looks upset because he knows he broke all of our hearts.
Our "Idiot Boyfriend" has matured so well.
The former male model has crossed over to the retail side.