That's what they think, anyway.
After the space shuttle launch was delayed, the Obamas went with a more boring Plan B.
Just as embarrassing as your mom, except on national television.
It would mean they don't have to go to Colonial Williamsburg.
How they try to destroy the confidence and self-esteem of the world's most powerful man.
Spring break is TOTALLY RUINED for Sasha and Malia now.
Also, find out what label Sasha and Malia wore in the official White House family portrait.
Somewhere, Chelsea Clinton is grimacing in commiseration.
What, you thought we WEREN'T going to send a reporter to the island?
But can we play with Bo?
An island paper has figured out where the First Family will be spending their August vacation.
Also, Michelle Obama took Sasha and Malia shopping at Bonpoint in Paris.
World, meet Bo Obama. Bo, this is the world.
Everybody, meet Bo.
Exactly why does Cutrone find Michelle 'totally refreshing'?
Thankfully, he wasn't behind the wheel. Plus, Mickey Rourke writes thank-you notes, and other surprises, in today's gossip roundup.