By starring in Avon Man.
It's 3 Mississippi, from Sean Anders and John Morris.
NSFW, and funny.
It could be spun off into a franchise of union series.
"Worst film will go to either Jack and Jill or Abduction."
He just signed on to star opposite Wahlberg in a new action movie.
We're pretty sure he couldn't have.
It's an atmospheric, effectively nasty, quietly tense film that’s a lot more than one can hope for in the dog days of January.
Don't let Denise Richards and James Marsden have all the fun. Give Drake a chance!
"We're talking about putting it elsewhere."
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The Fighter, The Italian Job, The Departed, etc.
"So I get this call from Paramount [with a story about] an old guy and a young guy ... "
They're the director's top picks for his weightlifting crime caper.
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