Go on, look.
Less embarrassing, more educational.
It's a tour de force of trash talk.
We break it down.
The easy answer to one of the last battles of the "feminist frontier": lower your standards of cleanliness, ladies.
Alas, his divorce-restrictions bill was killed.
Unless you like old guys without college degrees.
"Mrs. Carter" and the shape-shifting surname.
What if mother actually knows best?
Staying single is economically inefficient. Sometimes dependence is the privilege.
Through thick and thin, in illness and health.
DOMA prevents the federal government from recognizing same-sex unions.
When the old ball and chain reaches for whips and cuffs.