Oh, also Alexis Stewart is now a mother.
Raj Rajaratnam has "got nothing on Martha Stewart" news service reveals.
"Simply put: My husband is up shit creek, along with the pizza. It sucked!"
Also, ALT's assessment of animals: "They're the best."
"I build a house! What a silly question."
"She hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent's face."
Hint: It’s on the scale.
All proceeds from the candles will go to Autism Speaks.
Across the Internet, journalist and celebrities remember the inimitable owner of Elaine's.
She also tries to get Martha drunk, to no avail.
This is going to be the most tricked-out baby ever.
He'll get lots of pointers on glitter, we presume.
Plus, Martha Stewart gets her holiday turkeys drunk before she kills them with her bare hands, on our regular late-night roundup.
"I mean, glitter! I love glitter."
Martha Stewart, too.
They asked her to wear bikinis! For no reason! Other than the obvious reason!
Also, see André Leon Talley in the suit he wore to the Chanel lunch yesterday.
Plus: You want to get close to Justin Bieber?