"This is real reality," Stewart says.
Silk suits, Air Jordans, strapless dresses, and more sartorial choices from last night's big event.
"Rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation."
Even if Kim Gordon and Martha Stewart — who are both awesome — deal with the same issues.
"I didn't recognize you with clothes on," she told Gabby Douglas.
Leonardo DiCaprio brought his mom.
Are you a 55- to 70-year-old who likes perfect cakes, media talk, and rap music?
She's a Very Liberal Leo.
Judge Jeffrey K. Oing is going to allow the store to sell its Martha Stewart merch, for now.
The easy answer to one of the last battles of the "feminist frontier": lower your standards of cleanliness, ladies.
The doyenne of domesticity remembers to take out her contacts.
"She refuses to care whether we all want to be her besties."
She doesn't care at all if people like her, which is why she's been so successful.
This lawsuit's getting nasty.
The fight between Macy's and J.C. Penney has shown us the domestic doyenne's supremacy.
LiLo's leather, Marie Antoinette's rags, Jacko's waistcoats.