Pirates! Sea battles! Polar bears! Sword fights! Alluring damsels! Annoying undergrads! And a mysterious tropical island hidden in the farthest north!
He's a no-show at the wedding of his longtime friend, Howard Koeppel.
What if you could have the flexibility and convenience of Amazon's successful e-reader in an enormous, unwieldy package?
"It was really bad, so it was cut."