Nobody's getting off for now.
"I thought I was doing one thing, and when I showed up, it was a whole different thing: It was a full-body shot."
Men can joke about self-love, but it's still transgressive when women do.
Who is the most apocalypse-ready?
"Genital show and tell" with an octogenarian.
I thought women who claimed to have exercise orgasms were lying. Then I got a new pair of running tights and became one.
Ew. Also unfunny.
Plus, Chelsea Handler could care less about Taylor Momsen's thoughts on the topic of masturbation, on our regular late-night roundup.
You know, without the hitting.