In a kind, motherly kind of way.
And there's an MDNA tie-in.
"To be handpicked by Madonna and Lola as the new face of Material Girl is truly amazing."
Also, she had hairy armpits in high school.
It's called "Truth or Dare by Madonna."
"Fruit hurts my stomach."
Plus, Lara Stone's first and foremost beauty tip.
ZOMG and scented body mists and glittery lip glosses!
Six years ago, did you ever think all those possessives would go together in one sentence?
Plus, the pretty new cover of Material Girl.
Also, Alex Gonzalez is now a creative director at 'W,' and Ann Taylor is casing Columbia students to model for their look book.
Taylor Momsen is out.
Also, Material Girl is looking for a new face to replace Taylor Momsen, and the Tisches donated $10 million to the Costume Institute.
Eh, at least she's the face of Madonna's clothing line!
Note to young reporters: Do not ask Madonna about Demi Moore's marital problems. Uh-uh.
They're the same people.
Auditions take place at Broadway Dance Center tomorrow morning.