From A to Zubaz.
But, seriously, U can't.
Also: Gwen Stefani doll sets and guitar-equipped Taylor Swift.
M.C. Hammer: now teaching kids to stay away from stove tops!
Alas, it looks like the beef stops here.
"'Mr. Devil, can you give me a sign' / He said, 'Throw the Roc up, that's one of mine.'"
The video for "Better Run Run" depicts a Hova impersonator being chased by the devil.
But the masses are not.
His problems, apparently, are too legit, too legit to quit.