They're called the Young Rapscallions.
Guess he doesn't care what the rest of the world is interested in.
Vulture's patron saint sure has a way with the ladies.
How does CMP stack up against Denzel Washington? Pretty awesomely, natch.
(Assuming she's not of the imaginary variety.)
Trent Reznor may have quit social networking forever, but we just found something to take the pain away.
Plus: Antonin Scalia enjoys a good bawdy joke.
Who else took home the gold this week?
What makes us think this might be something more than exploitative trash? (It'll definitely be exploitative trash, but maybe also something more, we mean.)
We can only pray that his mom does not read our blog.
It was probably mostly because he didn't actually show up. Still — shameful.
He damn well better.
After Oscar voters failed to recognize his genius, the 'Superbad' star is taking to the Internet to ask for your help.