And recite (part of) the "Wannabe" rap.
She'll take over for Sharon Osbourne.
The Spice Girls won't wear Giles Deacon for the Olympics' closing ceremony, supposedly.
Also, people are scared they'll be kidnapped at Scary Spice's marriage-vows renewal in Egypt. In today's gossip roundup.
Spice's real name might end in "B," but her cup size sure doesn't. Mel B. and her 34DD bust will star in the next Ultimo Bra campaign. A disturbingly literal pairing, isn't it?