Watching a song-and-dance version of your memories is "really freaky," it turns out.

In her candid new memoir.

Read an exclusive excerpt from the new book 'Provence, 1970.'

After 30-odd years in the business, she kind of has to.

Including what could've been a fairytale life as Mrs. Edward Norton, and a one-night stand set up by Princess Leia.

"I don't do kiss-tell."

One way to cut critics to the quick is to concede up front that you’re in it for the cash.

Called In My Shoes.

Long may she reign.

It'll be "an illustrated, non-linear diary full of humor and honesty."

And the Rolling Stone writer, just a little.

But if you want to know juicy details about local critics, well, you'll have to buy the book.

But if you want to know juicy details about local critics, well, you'll have to buy the book.

The madame of MET publishes a memoir.

The madame of MET publishes a memoir.

One source described it to TMZ as "a blowjob for Arnold."

“I read with great fondness Tina Fey’s Bossypants, so my plan is just to reprint those exact stories but change the names to people that I knew."

The story follows a jaded wartime nurse and her life after.

Like you do.

Dinner with the Cohens explains a lot.