Poor Julie White!
Poor Julie White!
So sayeth McG, "If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest."
We can't wait to see this.
You take them both and there you have the facts of Bay. The facts of Bay.
Though Twitter already had a perfectly good fake Michael Bay, the real one has signed up anyway.
How much money will this summer's blockbusters make? And how will they fare against last year's record-breaking hits?
"No way. My brain needs a break from fighting robots."
"I don't know anything about a Transformer. I called them all Megadad."
'We couldn't come up with something where it felt like it was relevant and we could add something to it other than what it was.'
Soon we'll be able to forget that the version starring Robert Redford ever existed!
Another day, another fake Twitter feed — but this one is seriously excellent.
An Australian Ph.D. student won a science prize for an asteroid-diverting technique rejected in Bay's 'Armageddon.'
Plus: Laurence Fishburne is going to have to learn how to use the 'CSI' semen lamp.
Plus: Young Jeezy inexplicably implicated in coke trial, and Edward Norton does a little publicity.
Plus: Tori Spelling returns to Beverly Hills, 50 Cent gets a reality show, and MTV wants your teenage daughter to get knocked up.
Not to mention 'Thor,' 'The Avengers,' and 'Captain America.'
Plus: Megan Fox gets a romantic rival in 'Transformers 2,' unless that's just more of Michael Bay's genius misinformation.
The Apatovian man-child may be joining the cast of 'Transformers 2.'
The Machiavellian director claims his ambitious disinformation campaign is working exactly as planned.
When you're Michael Bay, topping the outsize thrills in the original Transformers requires a simple, obvious, awesome solution.