Michael Jackson’s Surprise Motivation for the This Is It Tour: One-Upping Prince!
"If I’m not there to receive these ideas, God might give them to Prince."
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"If I’m not there to receive these ideas, God might give them to Prince."
Good news for people who enjoy being made nauseous.
Next year, be sure to look out for the hotly contested race between Beethoven and Jimi Hendrix!
"This Is It" was co-written by Anka in 1983. So it might've been nice if someone had told him it would be released yesterday.
"If they turned up like that in the United States, it'd be like 'Hey Hey There's No More Show.'"
And if you believe that, we've got some great swampland in Florida to sell to you!
Seen leaving OB/GYN clinic with Javier Bardem and a large white envelope.
Bows to pressure from fans of recently deceased celebrities, and good taste in general.
And Marilyn Manson has swine flu. Which goes to show that all celebrities are only human — except Michael Jackson, who thought he could heal Hitler.
"She wants this one to be a lot more personal than the last one was. And she’s had a lot of stuff to deal with personally."
The only question is whether "This Is It" is actually a cover of Kenny Loggins's disco-flavored jam.
See Jackson running through some choreography for "Human Nature" and, we think, actually singing!
Michael's big sis says he always knew he would be murdered (Dun dun dunnnnn).
Organizers hope to reschedule the event for June 2010.
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