Michael Bay is going to remake every '80s cartoon into a giant action spectacular, isn't he?
Watch our three-minute whirlwind TMNT retrospective.
“The cinematic equivalent of being tied in a bag and being beaten by pipes.”
"Oh God, I just came up with a bomb shot."
You're probably introduced legs first.
This time with more transformer beards.
He walked offstage after a teleprompter malfunction.
One assailant wielded an air conditioner. Wait, what?
"They’re spending $250 million for two dudes on a horse?"
He's a natural choice for Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon.
Did no one suspect Tony Shalhoub?
The new film stars Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson.
"I'm not in the slightest going to apologize for the third movie in my movie career, a film called Armageddon."
He's probably going in alphabetical order. Bad Boys will be next.
On his new film Pain and Gain: “It’s like a mash-up of Boogie Nights and Pulp Fiction and Fargo.”
The Rock fights a little person.