His first personal tweet!
In which we imagine what a shaved mayor might look like.
He'll have even less money with which to challenge Bloomberg.
That's what Mayor Bloomberg thinks.
Plus, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are still making out all over the place, Billy Joel wants Katie Lee back, and more dysfunctional celebrity relationships in our daily gossip roundup.
But, sadly, the mayor didn't go on a shopping spree.
Look out, Paris!
This is not going well.
That's how frustrated he is with the Senate's failure to pass the mayoral-control bill.
And Danny Meyer's favorite hangs, too.
Because graphs are better than things that aren't graphs!
The "tortoise and the hare" campaign approach appears to be very popular this year.
That's not the only thing we learned from Google's new "Favorite Places" application!
Even though it started meeting again for real today.
Howard Wolfson used to rail against Mayor Bloomberg's wealth and hubris. Now he works for him. Can you imagine?
It's been months! What is this, a relationship? Also, long-term bromances between Tom Cruise and David Beckham and Leonardo DiCaprio and Lukas Hass continue in today's gossip roundup.