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TMZ reports that Michael Jackson has died following a cardiac arrest this afternoon.
But he will wear thousands upon thousands of crystals. Obviously.
And more sundered celebrity relationships, in our daily gossip roundup.
Bette and Fitty gush about one another, Swizz Beatz gets divorced, and Brangelina makes out in our daily gossip roundup.
Sadly, we think this isn't the worst of it.
A new lawsuit could block the shows that would've made Jackson rich again.
Michael Jackson's publicist and manager is suing him for $44 million.
Sadly, though, probably not the one you're thinking of.
And that is how he got his hands on fall 2009 Balmain earlier this week.
This must make Beyoncé very sad.
Just when it looked like Michael Jackson would have to part with his diamond-encrusted socks and wax statues of himself, a deal has been struck allowing him to keep it all.
Also, Rick Owens just opened a store in London with a plastic head, and Isaac Mizrahi has a new radio show.
Plus: Lady Gaga on the inspirational powers of cocaine.
The starlet may have a modeling career, and she definitely has a new Maserati.
Also, Daisy Fuentes launches another scent this April and Michael Jackson is considering even more plastic surgery.
And in a barely related story, Jay Leno is not happy that tickets to his free show in Detroit have landed on eBay.
Due to "unprecedented demand," Michael Jackson has been forced to add seventeen more shows in London.