Also, you can now get those silly feather hair extensions for your dog. (Not that you should want to do so.)
The movie practically makes itself.
Plus, MAC is launching a line of makeup designed by beauty bloggers.
If you're just here for the screaming, fast-forward to 1:07.
This tack, it is safe to say, is not going boost Conrad Murray's likability much.
What? Pepsi jokes are off the table?
"There's no way daddy could have died of a heart attack, because Dr. Murray is the best doctor in the whole world."
It's being televised.
He sings, beat-boxes, and drives.
There's also an action sequence for good measure.
Plus, Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor supposedly used to shave their faces.
Dr. Conrad Murray faces trial for manslaughter in the pop icon's death.
The people have spoken.
Well, this certainly won't help Conrad Murray's popularity levels.
"Similar to Juilliard."
"It's an affront to human dignity."