Michael Stipe

Oh no, not me.

One of downtown rock 'n' roll's original BAMFs dances with the ghosts of her friends at an intimate celebration for Electric Lady.

"He's been on Twitter for a week, I think!"

Scoring the age-old moves, song choices, and "I love you, New York!" patter of the Stones, Who, Clapton, Billy Joel, Bruce, and the rest of the white guys.

The restaurant that inspired 'Automatic for the People' actually needs people to eat there.

"Our music does not belong there."

Well, it's certainly a look.

The food was pretty good, too.

"I was experiencing something profound for the first time: freedom."

Miss Piggy cheated, but are you really surprised?

Plus Olivia Wilde, Diane Von Furstenberg, Sarah Jessica Parker, and more.

Which makes RiRi a little late to the party, and Adrian just plain confusing.

Mario Batali knows her as "the girl with the nice ass."

With most of the shows over, the parties were by far the happiest and danciest of the week.

Just how demanding are Mario Batali's celebrity friends?

Plus Michael Stipe makes himself unwelcome at Babbo, all in today's dose of tabloid goodness.

A new waiter tell-all doesn't have nice things to say about Michael Stipe.

The Most Important Former Couple in the World will be spending Christmas together!

The chef's charity art project involves pig blood.