MObama and Kanye for the win!
Liv Tyler witnessed Stella's efforts to ensure it wouldn't come apart at the seams.
Finally, America's Single Sweetheart sets her sights on a guy we actually WANT her to date.
Luckily, Stedman was there to keep her together.
Would you show so much skin at a formal event attended by the First Lady?
She wore the perfect full-length black dress.
Earlier, in D.C., she wore a dress that was roughly the color of the margaritas you'll be drinking soon.
Next up: tequila shots! For us, anyway.
Would you expect any less from the people who dress her?
She also wore clothes. We have a picture.
He's one of 'People' magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People"!
Also, PPR employees protest layoffs in France and Carla Bruni wears Chanel.
Let's relive all of the memorable moments we've already forgotten.
Oh, the First Lady's activities are exciting.
They met yesterday and WORE CLOTHES.
She shopped her closet for it.
Both are image-control super-freaks.
We only have a photo of this exchange, but it says a thousand words.
She's also wearing a blouse we've seen her wear before. Repeat alert!