This is something we would read.
She befriends police officers to rid the streets of skinny drug dealers. Not because they're drug dealers, but because they're skinny.
Plus: What does Ellen really think of Simon?
And more celebrity tidbits, in today's gossip roundup.
Which look do you like better?
The star blames soy milk for giving him man boobs, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
That, and the rest of today's body-oriented gossip.
Derek Jeter's longtime love has been giving Kate Hudson the stink eye.
That, and the rest of this weekend's gossip from the Hamptons.
Being in a prime-time drama is fraught with peril.
"Lots of college drama, but probably no freshman fifteen."
Michelle Trachtenberg was attacked in real life by the pop singer. Here's how we wish she would respond, in our imaginary world.
Plus: Robert Downey Jr., egomaniac?
The actress, whom we loved in the HBO movie last weekend, has to contend with co-star Jessica Lange's competition. Plus, the rest of today's gossip!
Also Thakoon Panichgul is so tired from Fashion Week he's repeating outfits.
Plus: Is watching Anne Hathaway in 'Rachel Getting Married' really like getting a colonoscopy?
Neither the auction she held to sell off the gifts her ex gave her or her new TV pilot were motivated by revenge against ex Ron Perelman. Also: Guess who Michelle Tractenberg is dating?
Poor Michelle Trachtenberg and January Jones could barely get to their seats alive.