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Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino

  1. gratuitous pictures of hot people
    Happy National Cleavage Day! Celebrate with our slideshow of prominent male chests.
  2. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: A Pain In Our EyeSomehow, a fight between Sammi and Ronnie becomes a fight between Sammi and JWOWW. Elsewhere, Mike has a thing with a tranny.
  3. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Hippos and HeartbreaksThe boys juggle hook-ups, Sammi finds the anonymous note, and Snooki mourns her relationship with Emilio.
  4. overnights
    Jersey Shore: Wait a Minute, Mr. PostmanThe girls concoct a crazy plan to tell Sammi about Ronnie’s infidelities. So who was this week’s classiest cast member? And why didn’t Pauly get more screen time?
  5. overnights
    Jersey Shore RecapWho won this week’s Class-Off? Hint: It’s not Ronnie.
  6. gossipmonger
    Robert Pattinson Is a ‘Really Good Kisser’Mr. Schue makes the same amount of money as Snooki; Sandra Lee and Andrew Cuomo avoid each other in public.
  7. the situation
    Bones Will Not Be Featuring The SituationTalks fall through.
  8. gorillas with hair gel
    The Situation’s Nicknamed Friend Models a Situation-Designed Tank TopAnd something is lacking.
  9. overnights
    Jersey Shore RecapEach week, we pick the classiest of the bunch. Find out who won on last night’s episode! (Hint: It’s not Angelina.)
  10. stunt casting
    The Situation Finally Has Opportunity to Make Long-Awaited Acting DebutOn ‘Bones.’
  11. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore: What We Want to Happen, and What WillOur high hopes for the season, versus what it will likely be.
  12. jersey shore
    Which Jersey Shore Castmate Cashed Out the Most?Understandably, they’re all trying to get the most out of their fifteen minutes. Who’s doing the best job of it? An investigation.
  13. situations
    There Was a Situation on the Floor of the New York Stock Exchange This MorningThe cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ rang the opening bell.
  14. gossipmonger
    Donald Trump: Rachel Uchitel Is Not a Celebrity ‘in Any Sense’And more fine lines are drawn and blurred, in today’s gossip roundup.
  15. tv
    See the Situation’s Beautifully Awkward Family PhotoGTL! Gym, tanning, launder the turtlenecks!
  16. labor unrest
    The Situation: Scab?“Mike decided in order to get season 3 done he was going to have to lead the pack and wants to encourage the rest of his cast to follow his lead.”
  17. party chat
    The Situation Has a Message for BP“The oil spill is definitely going to affect beach culture in America for probably a number of years, I would surmise.”
  18. hellivision
    With His First Workout DVD, The Situation Becomes a BrandGTL pays off.
  19. chicken cutlet night
    Jersey Shore Cast: Poets AllThey’ve still got it.
  20. quote machine
    Taylor Momsen Continues Charm OffensivePlus: Lea Michele will give up sleep to play Fanny Brice.
  21. gossipmonger
    Diddy ‘Shut Out’ of His Own PartyThat’s if he tried to get in at all.
  22. look of the day
    The Situation Shows Off His Abs — AgainThe alternative: Seeing his Ed Hardy T-shirt.
  23. gossipmonger
    Someone Is Turning Joe Francis Into an Honest ManHe’s getting hitched! It’s an expression. You didn’t think he was actually turning “honest,” did you?
  24. desperate but still hilarious
    The Situation Is Designing ‘Couture Wearable Art’ for His ‘Kindred Spirits’Wait — he HAS those?
  25. right-click
    Judging by His New Single, The Situation Needs a New CatchphraseBecause having one phrase be both your catchphrase and nickname is both nonsensical and annoying.
  26. tv
    Hear the Situation’s Full Rap Single’Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino graces us with his gift of song.
  27. gossipmonger
    Charlie Sheen’s Cars Keep Ending Up at the Bottom of a RavineWonder if he knows this doesn’t happen to other people?
  28. tv
    Hear the Situation’s New Rap SongIt goes like this: “Whoa, whoa. Situation. Whoa, whoa. Situation.”
  29. gossipmonger
    Megan Fox Has Been Doing It on PurposeThis whole time!
  30. juiceheads
    The Situation’s Abs Literally Incite ViolenceNaturally, the Situation understood when cops urged him to put his shirt back on.
  31. name game
    ‘The Situation’ Very Close to Being Known As Mikey ArmsOr Mikey Abs.
  32. gossipmonger
    Devorah Rose Has Clearly Decided Publicly Hating on Tinsley Mortimer Is Her Only Shot at FameIf only people cared about Tinsley Mortimer, they might care about Devorah.
  33. tear sheets
    Terry Richardson Shot the Jersey Shore Boys RightThe fabled ‘Interview’ spread is out!
  34. gossipmonger
    Demi Moore Wants You to Guess Which Part of Her Is Fake“I have had something done, but it’s not on my face,” the actress taunts. And more compelling celebrity riddles, in our daily gossip roundup.
  35. tv
    The Situation and David Wright Star in a Sweaty, Intimate Vitaminwater Ad“Harder, David, harder.”
  36. gossipmonger
    Kelly Killoren Bensimon Wants You to Think She Doesn’t Know What a Vibrator Looks LikeShe wouldn’t pose with one at a party.
  37. gossipmonger
    Lindsay Lohan Immerses Herself in White PowderDown to her shoes!
  38. gossipmonger
    Somebody Made Jesus CryBy throwing a beer in his face!
  39. un-hairy situations
    Turns Out Terry Richardson Shot the Jersey Shore Cast for InterviewIt’s as weird as it sounds.
  40. hey gurl
    Bar Refaeli Did a Photo Shoot With ‘the Situation’Lucky girl … ?
  41. i love the situation
    Joy Behar Probes Into the Prophylactic Practices of the Jersey Shore Cast“It’s really hot water. It takes care of business.”
  42. Marketing Gimmicks
    Jersey Shore’s ‘Situation’ Gets Own BurgerBut where is the Snooki burger?
  43. i love the situation
    ‘The Situation’ Inspires Contest-Winning SnowmanTurns out soy sauce makes for a good fake snow-tan.
  44. tv
    Snooki, Pauly D, and the Situation Struggle to Answer Basic Questions About New JerseyIn which New Jersey city would you find the Newark Airport?
  45. i love the situation
    Jersey Shore Updates: Snooki Drops Trou, the Situation Gets TrademarkedStill no word on those J-WOWW pictures yet, though.
  46. Jersey Shore
    The Beer “Situation”A Jersey brewpub makes an MTV-inspired beer
  47. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Cast Demands a RaiseSnooki needs a bodyguard for her trips to Applebees!
  48. jersey shore
    As We Bid Farewell to Jersey Shore, a Toast to the Greatest Love of All: Sammi and RonnieTheir love affair follows perfectly all of Cristina Nehring’s rules for true romance
  49. Mediavore
    Miette’s Not Going Anywhere Yet; Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ Can
  50. Mediavore
    Jersey Shore Has its Own Top Chef; 513-Lb. Tuna Sells for $177,000An MTV reality star knows how to cook and a Bluefin Tuna fetched a record price in Tokyo.
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