No gays, no Miss Universe.
"I'm going to behave because it's my job and it would be dumb to do otherwise."
No, we're serious. There's a new perfume coming.
With an esteemed group that includes Scott Disick.
Her simple red dress and natural makeup call for a double take.
"I do believe that Internet is an indispensable, necessary tool for the present time," she says.
That is to say, the most mainstream one.
We don't believe it for a second.
"If the story lines are not interesting enough, there are two housewives who could still be replaced."
Some found it "a crass, sleazy and inappropriate representation of Japanese beauty."
She doesn't want to be judged on her appearance, which raises the obvious question.
Stephanie Naumoska is five eleven and weighs 105 pounds.
Also, Miss Universe contestants will wear bathing suits by Jessica Simpson.
Condé Nast is printing an extra 10,000 of the all-black Italian 'Vogue,' Botkier's Target collection goes on sale, and Miss USA falls down.