A Mexican helicopter accidentally crossed the border.
A depressingly large club.
Because cancer is offensive to restaurant customers.
The suspected crack user actually works as a substance-abuse counselor.
George Bush mistakenly released a statement mourning his death.
If only Anthony Weiner could have weighed in.
George Zimmerman's lawyers said he did, but they took it back.
Along with George Zimmerman's school records.
It's really all the same thing.
The actress says she was not aware of her host's bad reputation.
Not on the record, at least.
The State Department mistakenly tells thousands they won a chance to immigrate to the United States. Whoops?
Such as: Don't send a mass e-mail inviting everyone to bring fake I.D.s to a bar night that's "going to get wild."
Women aren't really attracted to other women, they just hate men, he told a Nashville crowd.
"Hi opera, I am nine years old, I was just wondering if you could send me some tickets to a Hannah Montana show."
It was all a mistake, you see.
He thought he was interviewing Darrell Issa. He was not.
Taylor Momsen probably should have paid more attention in geography class.