A play we made up based on a tweet.
Christie's one of the GOP's "very strongest lights."
You're not alone, Chris Christie.
Yes, that's right, "office storage."
Mitt Romney can't make a Thanksgiving turkey.
22? 23? A thousand?
He even comes on Romney's remote Alaskan fishing trips.
At least he learned something from those GOP presidential debates.
"That means I will be going back to jail."
It was trash day. Mitt Romney refuses to miss a trash day.
Showers has already spent more than three weeks in jail, and he's facing more time.
I love you, No. 22.
Just his federal 1040.
He traded in his Mustang for a fifteen-passenger van.
Flow charts galore.
Romney's first 100 days would have been way better than ... Obama's 1,462nd through 1,561st days?