It was probably on sale.
Two out-of-place creatures in a cold world.
Just like old times.
The White House released a photo of President Obama receiving Mitt Romney's concession.
The cataloguing of Mitt Romney's unfathomably boring post-election life continues.
The Romneys and Marriotts are old family pals.
Friends say he doesn't know what to do with himself quite yet.
He also shook hands awkwardly with the president.
This is painful for all involved.
The gaffe potential has never been higher.
It's not clear if this is legal.
He's pumping his own gas and his hair is a mess.
If it wasn't Obama's "gifts," what else could it be?
His date night with Ann consisted of Twilight and pizza.
"Let's flee to Galt's Gulch": not a promising strategy for winning 270 electoral votes.
If only they'd realized the folly of "insulting voters" a few months ago.
It's suddenly so obvious!