Say it with me: CLOWN FUNERAL. CLOWN FUNERAL. CLOWN FUNERAL. Screw the rest of the family, I would have watched Mitch and Cam pay their respects to Professor Ringmaster for the entirety of the episode. Wait, why are they leavi- FORGET WHAT I [...]
Cam wants to go home to Missouri, Phil worries about being a good dad, Claire falls down, Gloria talks about growing up in Columbia, and Mitch is sarcastic. Sounds like a regular episode of Modern Family, right? Nope! Gotcha! Boom! Ha! (Okay, [...]
The nominations for the second annual Comedy Awards were announced today, and Modern Family and 30 Rock were TV's big winners, with five nominations each (including Best Comedy Series). As for movies, Bridesmaids got an expectedly huge five [...]
Deal with this, American Idol: when you take into account "time-shifters" (sadly not a time travel term, just a jargony word for people who watch shows after they're broadcast), Modern Family is the highest-rated show on TV among 18-49 year [...]
In a lighthearted, definitely-not-going-to-hurt-anyone's-feelings brunch game, Mitch, Claire and Jay start revealing decades-old secrets to each other. In a shocking twist, someone's feelings get hurt. Jay's dismayed that what he thought was a [...]
Bryan Cranston will direct an episode of Modern Family this season. Wouldn't it be amazing if they just went for a full Breaking Bad crossover, with Phil Dunphy cooking meth and hiding it from DEA agent Jay? (Mitch could play Saul Goodman! He's [...]
It's here. The Modern Family Lily "Fuck"-a-thon. WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Controversy aside, this week's was one of my favorite Modern Family episodes of the year, with nary a weak link among the three solid plotlines.
So a bunch of anti-cursing folks are real gosh-darned P.O.'d that Lily's gonna be using the F-word on tonight's episode of Modern Family (bleeped out, of course. This isn't Showtime). As a longtime supporter of Lily's darker side, I embrace [...]