Depends on how he's feeling that day.
Studios are looking to cut writing costs for returning series by as much as 15 percent this fall.
Michael Jackson's publicist and manager is suing him for $44 million.
The fashion giant was rumored to be in talks to sell off the spirits side of the company. Oh, the horror!
Remastered versions of all twelve Beatles albums will be released on September 29, the same day as the band's $250 video game.
Hollywood's 2008 entertainment-industry financial report neglects to include entertainment-industry financial reports.
MPAA chairman Dan Glickman is delaying the release of 2008's entertainment-industry report, to downplay the record-breaking box office.
A diamond-studded Snuggie? Another huge statue of himself?
U2 may be dodging high Irish taxes, but Bono says he'll pass the savings on to you.
Fine by us! Just keep doing what you're doing, dude.
Sorry, but the pop star's $72 to $92 million settlement just isn't landmark.
Our four-page excerpt is, sadly, a little smaller than the nearly two-foot-tall originals.
Somewhere, Jonathan Franzen’s agent is weeping.
Despite an anticipated conflict over the will between Ledger's family and Matilda's mother Michelle Williams, everything was resolved amicably this week.
Hizzoner orders $1.5 billion in reductions across the board over the next two years.
That's what the Los Angeles 'Times' is reporting. And $11.4 million of it is her own money.
The 'Times,' 'New Republic' and 'Atlantic' take on the three candidates and their relationships with the oldest kingmaker of all.
Jamie Johnson blogs about — wait for it! — rich people.