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  1. monkeyshines
    Vincent D’Onofrio Shares His Numerous Nightmarish Monkey ExperiencesPerfect if you’re looking to pick up a fun new phobia.
  2. florida
    Florida Restaurant Forced to Cancel ‘Monkey Mondays’ After Monkey Bites ChildNothing gold can stay.
  3. hot shot
    Let This Obese Thai Monkey Be Your Weekend InspirationUncle Fat!
  4. No, Judge Tells Monkey, You Cannot Copyright Your SelfiesNaruto may or may not have an intellect, but he does not have intellectual property.
  5. bbhmmonkey
    Rihanna Hung Out With a Scrawny Baby MonkeyA fun vacation buddy.
  6. Getting Drunk at Brunch No Longer a Characteristic of Hipsters AloneChimps in Guinea drink all day and then take naps.
  7. Charlotte: A Name Fit for a Princess or a MonkeyIt’s very popular.
  8. mating rituals
    Girl Monkeys Throw Rocks at Boy Monkeys to FlirtHit on.
  9. Exclusive: Carine Roitfeld Shoots Kate Upton, Tiger Cubs“I had never held a baby monkey and baby tigers before.”
  10. monkeys
    Justin Bieber’s Pet Monkey Got Stuck in GermanyBecause he didn’t have the right paperwork to bring it into the country.
  11. first looks
    Meet Bentley, the Armani-Wearing Monkey ModelHe’s in the new issue of CR Fashion Book.
  12. Iran Successfully Sends Monkey Into Space, SupposedlyProgress?
  13. bananas
    Joaquin Phoenix Is a ‘Pet Monkey’ in The Master“Bubbles was Michael Jackson’s pet monkey, and I was Paul’s pet monkey.”
  14. annals of disordered eating
    Extreme Calorie Restriction Not the Fountain of Youth, It Turns OutBut at least you’ll look good dying.
  15. gross things
    Zookeeper Saves Monkey By Licking Its Anus for an HourThis is the only story you need to read for the rest of your life.
  16. Constipation Nation
    Ass-Licking Zookeeper Saves the Day in Peanut CatastropheBehind the scene.
  17. cute animals on the internet
    Watch a Monkey Wash DishesWashing dishes? Sounds like monkey business.
  18. Monkey Painting: An Artist Mourns His Pet CapuchinThe story of Allen Hirsch and his pet monkey.
  19. clickables
    Check Out The Hangover 2 Monkey’s Sophisticated Red-Carpet LookWork it, Crystal.
  20. AIDS Vaccine Shows Promise in MonkeysThe research could “significantly contribute” to a human vaccine.
  21. clickables
    See The Hangover 2 Monkey’s Personal PosterHe’s got a jean vest.
  22. What Separates Us From Chimps?Lost DNA.
  23. Here Is That Video of Anderson Cooper Dressed in a Bunny SuitWe know you’ve all been waiting.
  24. Here Is a Video of Zoo Animals Chewing on GourdsGorillas, bears, and even vultures get into the holiday spirit.
  25. The Test for Self-awareness in Animals Might Not Be Sensitive EnoughMacaques demonstrate their self-awareness by touching their genitals in a mirror.
  26. Benjamin the Capuchin Found at a Home for Wayward MonkeysBenjamin has a biting problem, which is sort of like saying Benjamin is a monkey.
  27. Exotic-Pet Owners Take a Laissez-faire Approach to Their Wild AnimalsWhy would someone need accident insurance for a black bear?
  28. New Species of Amazonian Titi Monkey Not Really Into Being DiscoveredSome monkeys do not want to be found.
  29. music
    Tiny Monkey Creatures Lip-synch to Jay-ZSpectral tarsiers say, “Hands up and wave, and wave, and wave!”
  30. tv
    Monkeys Discovering Nature-Show Camera Is Greatest Video in WeeksMust, must, must watch in full-screen.
  31. Monkeys Eating Jell-O at the Bronx ZooThey just can’t figure out what it is.
  32. animies
    Connecticut Won’t Press Charges Against Chimp OwnerSandra Herold, the Connecticut woman whose pet chimpanzee, Travis, attacked her friend, is off the hook in at least one respect.
  33. Ethics of Eating
    Critic A.A. Gill Kills a Baboon, Doesn’t Have the Decency to Eat It“There’s a deep inconsistency between deploring the killing of a baboon while we order another portion of butter chicken or fish fry.”
  34. Never Let a Monkey See You SweatHow not to be terrorized by monkeys, should you come into contact with them.
  35. Fake New York Post Not As Fun As It SoundsThe only animal stories in it are depressing.
  36. karma
    Gibraltar Ape Beats the Crap Out of Jason BiggsWhere’s Stifler when you need him?
  37. Here Is a Video of Monkeys Having a Pool PartyBecause we don’t know about you, but we need a break from thinking about health care.
  38. An Ape Pulled a Knife on Another ApeYesterday at a zoo in Canada, a gorilla picked up a knife that a zoo employee accidentally left in his cage and appeared to threaten another gorilla with it.
  39. Chimps Living as Humans Are Actually an American TraditionThe ‘Times’ tells us a sweet story about a man reconnecting with a childhood pet-sister.
  40. Chimps Stockpiling Weapons, Planning AttacksChilling news: Chimps are planning attacks in advance.
  41. Connecticut Possibly Trying to Become Nation’s Ape-Pet CapitalAnother Nutmegger is in trouble for owning an ape.
  42. Upper West Side Woman Sues Neighbor’s ChihuahuasBecause they are annoying.
  43. There Are Monkeys Living Like People All Around UsThere’s Higgins and Benjamin and Mikey and thousands more!
  44. vulture picture palace
    Robot vs. MonkeyBurning Safari, by students of the Gobelins School of Image.