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The New Stephen King’s It Costume Is a Childhood-Ruiner, in a Good Way Looks like we’re going to need a bigger inhaler filled with battery acid.
Guy Only Wanted Woman for Her Dog Dog thieves are the newest excuse to avoid online dating.
Internet Helps Track Down Brooklyn Cat-Kicker A Facebook video led to the 21-year-old’s arrest.
Anders Breivik Feels Your Pain “I lost everything. So to a certain extent, I understand.”
The Monstrousness of Vegetarianism Little did we suspect that Mary Shelley’s ‘Frankenstein’ is actually a parable for vegetarians.
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Rick Baker on His Greatest Movie Monsters “Benicio can open his mouth twice as far as a normal human being … It’s usually a big problem putting long canine teeth in.”
Guillermo Del Toro Cast Himself in The Hobbit He’ll play one of the monsters, which is only fair because he designed them.
Wrong People Suing Over Vermonster Beer The folks behind Monster energy drink seem to think it could be easily confused with beer.
Chris Brown Performs Michael Jackson Dance Moves After Avoiding Jail Time Sadly, “failing to show remorse while in public” doesn’t violate the terms of his probation.
Monster Sentenced Former singer Chris Brown was officially sentenced to five years probation for beating Rihanna today.
Florida Tries to Copy Us With Their Own ‘Muck Monster’ Floridians capture video of their own Montauk Monster: “the Muck Monster.”
Monster Speaks, Part Two In a video message he says was recorded against the wishes of his lawyer, domestic abuser and former singer Chris Brown claims he’s sorry.
Hollywood to Make Movie Out of Gum Wrapper Plus: Mariah Carey’s new album is dedicated to us.
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Toilets of Terror An incident at Citi Field sheds light on the commode’s dark history.
The Montauk Monster Hits the Small Screen And he’s much more cuddly than the last time we saw him.
‘Page Six’ Takes War With MSNBC to Next Level The ‘Post’ gossip column is fighting a monster only they can see.
‘Horrifying Beast’ Spotted in Rocky Point Relation to Montauk monster was abused by area children before mysteriously disappearing.
A Portrait of the Monster As a Young Man It was inevitable. Montauk Monster fan art.
East Hampton Bureaucrats Deny Montauk Monster Is Beast From Hell Or are they in denial? Because their explanations, Intel finds, do not match what can be seen with the human eye.
Investigating the Montauk Monster: The Story Deepens! Yesterday, a photo emerged of a bloated, leathery animal corpse — only it was like no animal anyone had seen before.
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Which ‘Hellboy II’ Creatures Deserve Their Own Spinoffs? Which one of Guillermo del Toro’s wild menagerie will catch the public’s fancy?
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Robots Fight Potatoes at the Kaiju Big Battel Kaiju is a giant-size spectacle, with performers in Godzilla-style monster costumes wrestling one another in a ring strewn with balsa-wood skyscrapers while a spiky-haired announcer cracks wise at ringside.