Nobody loves us? Not true.
But seriously, who microwaves lamb in the first place?
"Please ignore the abysmal example set by President Obama."
There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more.
He sort of fat-shames her, too.
The former Smiths frontman plans to tour Mexico and South America this June and July.
"I have been cautioned to, but it's difficult for me because it's very ingrained in me."
Because Kimmel made fun of him for canceling.
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The Harold and Kumar star learned an important lesson about celebrity honesty.