Plus: Who will Tom Cruise play?
Newspaper ads seeking extras with "light skin tones" were placed.
"With the baby, the farting and the earthquakes."
"Uh ... that's not how I would have read the movie."
"Come into my edit room and I will show you beautiful 3D."
He also might put it on eBay.
"What'd you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl ... "
Teach your children the alphabet with terror!
"I have a comedy idea that I came up with that I'm doing with Adam Sandler's company that I want to do with Jack Nicholson."
We look forward to their gory, nudity-filled opening number.
He might end up against his own co-stars.
The film's first shot has been tweeted.
I can't help liking a movie with chameleon reaction shots.
"I don't really want my son growing up in a world where we believe Greedo shot first."
David Edelstein and Miranda Siegel duke it out.