Or so he told Disney.
She goes heavy on the arm-flapping.
And she hopes one of them is a 2011 Oscar nominee.
Bad news for 'Blue Valentine.'
She doesn't mind his shrunken-head collection, because she doesn't know where he keeps it.
How can they better convince us of the film's "deadly seriousness"?
Oh, yes, you see what they did there.
Newspaper ads seeking extras with "light skin tones" were placed.
"With the baby, the farting and the earthquakes."
"Uh ... that's not how I would have read the movie."
"Come into my edit room and I will show you beautiful 3D."
He also might put it on eBay.
"What'd you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl ... "
Teach your children the alphabet with terror!
"I have a comedy idea that I came up with that I'm doing with Adam Sandler's company that I want to do with Jack Nicholson."
We look forward to their gory, nudity-filled opening number.
He might end up against his own co-stars.