Which is why it's called 'If You Have to Cry Go Outside.'
Michael Cera is hanging out with the cast of 'Jersey Shore' on New York's Lower East Side RIGHT NOW.
"I'm a vet tech. I save animals, I don't kill them."
It gets points for trying.
Seaside Heights "did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming" of 'Jersey Shore.'
And she might bring Snooki!
Sammi "Sweetheart," Ronnie, and J-WOWW are spreading some holiday cheer.
They are asking MTV to pull the show from their programming schedule post haste.
He was spotted walking around the lobby of a New York City hotel wearing only a bathrobe and jeans.
Her Funny or Die parody is so funny that we forgot to laugh!
And the cast of 'Jersey Shore' becomes a political lightning rod.
He's no Conan O'Brien, that much is certain.
Will they be fast friends or mortal enemies?
The punch heard 'round the internet is now too hot for TV.
Well, do they need her when they have 'Jersey Shore'?
"Yo, seriously, she's like on a whole 'nother level on pickles."