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We're expecting Ansari will come up with something a bit sharper than "Ladies and gentleman, Kanye West!"
The nominations for MTV's silly awards thing were announced this morning and Lady Gaga got thirteen of them, the most ever for a single artist in one year.
"Heidi left me seasons ago! This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?"
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
No shirtless moment or awkward pose on a bed is going undocumented.
Like, something involving her love life.
"Sumner wants to be consequential. Sumner is really proud of what he did. This guy is loving it ... He likes people to know he's still alive."
They're offering The Situation up to $45K an episode for his returneth to the 'Shore.'